A Crypting Monkey

A Crypting Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It is an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Monkey had a computer to cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.

A Crypting Monkey looked for a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Monkey desperately needed a porno magazine to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

A Crypting Monkey needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Crypting Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often throw. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.