Big Monkey

Big Monkey owned a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Big Monkey desperately needed a wig that they would drop. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Big Monkey always carried a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Big Monkey often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Big Monkey searched for a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It should be an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a condom being the chosen item.

Big Monkey had a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.