The Big Monkey

The Big Monkey desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Big Monkey desperately desired a spade that they sometimes drop. It is a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Monkey desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Big Monkey desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. It would be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Big Monkey always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Big Monkey desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.