The Big Monkey

The Big Monkey desperately desired a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Big Monkey often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A cucumber being the thing selected.

The Big Monkey often carried a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a CD player being the item selected.

The Big Monkey had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Big Monkey desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Monkey desperately needed a piece of paper to put on his head. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.