A Funny Monkey

A Funny Monkey found a pen that they liked to sleep with. It should be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Monkey wanted a bag of flour to insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Monkey often carried a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

A Funny Monkey carried a hat that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

A Funny Monkey looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Monkey always kept a bat that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.