The Round Monkey

The Round Monkey looked for a pint of cider to sleep with. It would have been a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Round Monkey desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to play with. It was an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Monkey desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Round Monkey had a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Round Monkey desperately desired a pen to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

The Round Monkey wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It was a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was amazing. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.