A Fucking Monkey

A Fucking Monkey always carried a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Monkey found a cheese grater to drop. It might have been a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Fucking Monkey desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. A chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Monkey always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

A Fucking Monkey searched for a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Fucking Monkey desired a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.