His Cute Monkey

His Cute Monkey desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Monkey owned a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

His Cute Monkey desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

His Cute Monkey looked for a pen that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

His Cute Monkey always carried a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Cute Monkey searched for a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.