Their Confused Monkey

Their Confused Monkey desired a pen that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

Their Confused Monkey desperately looked for a pen to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Monkey always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Monkey desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Monkey carried a sponge that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Confused Monkey often carried a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.