The Jolly Monkey

The Jolly Monkey needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Monkey desperately looked for a bag of poop to sit and look at. It would be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Jolly Monkey found a sword that they sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It should be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Jolly Monkey always had with them a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monkey craved for a can of Tango to share. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.