A Stupid Monkey

A Stupid Monkey craved for a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Monkey owned a mug that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug having that done to it

A Stupid Monkey owned a pint of beer that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Monkey desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sleep with. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

A Stupid Monkey desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an odd operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was amazing. A set square being the item selected.

A Stupid Monkey owned a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. A bag of flour is the item to select.