Green Monkey

Green Monkey always carried a stapler to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Green Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Green Monkey craved for a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Green Monkey craved for a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A mug was the item that was chosen.

Green Monkey desired a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It is a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Green Monkey always had with them a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it