Scary Monkey

Scary Monkey often carried a sword that they liked to share. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Scary Monkey always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Scary Monkey found a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Monkey carried a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

Scary Monkey often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Scary Monkey needed a teapot that they liked to smash. This could be considered a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.