Their Silly Monkey

Their Silly Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A dildo of all things.

Their Silly Monkey had a bag of poop that they liked to throw. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Silly Monkey looked for a cup that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a cup being the item selected.

Their Silly Monkey always had with them a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Silly Monkey desperately desired a teapot to annihilate One might say this is a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Their Silly Monkey desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.