His Magical Monkey

His Magical Monkey often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Magical Monkey had a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

His Magical Monkey needed a mug that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

His Magical Monkey desperately desired a dildo that they would worship. It was considered to be an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Magical Monkey carried a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Magical Monkey desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to demolish. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.