His Lonely Monkey

His Lonely Monkey desired a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to select.

His Lonely Monkey desperately searched for a wig that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Monkey desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Lonely Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Monkey always carried a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.

His Lonely Monkey looked for a little monkey to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.