The Careful Monkey

The Careful Monkey desired a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Monkey needed a little monkey that they would often eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Careful Monkey desperately looked for a wig that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Monkey desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Monkey looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Monkey needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.