The Anxious Monkey

The Anxious Monkey desired a dildo that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Monkey desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Anxious Monkey wanted a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Monkey desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Monkey desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Monkey desperately looked for a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.