Their Handsome Monkey

Their Handsome Monkey owned a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monkey carried a CD player that they would experiment on. It would be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Handsome Monkey looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monkey desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monkey found a pen that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.