Depressed Monkey

Depressed Monkey craved for a bat that they would sometimes play with. It was an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

Depressed Monkey owned a ball to annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen thing.

Depressed Monkey desired a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Monkey wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a strange action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese of all things.

Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Monkey needed a stretchman that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.