The Crazy Monkey

The Crazy Monkey wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Crazy Monkey always had with them a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Monkey wanted a chocolate bar that they would share. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Monkey often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of coke to worship. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Crazy Monkey always carried a bat to embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat being the thing selected.