The Bum Loving Monkey

The Bum Loving Monkey wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey often carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey craved for a sponge that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monkey desperately needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Monkey found a bottle of beer to sleep with. It might be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.