The Silly Monkey

The Silly Monkey owned a ball that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item selected.

The Silly Monkey desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Monkey always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Silly Monkey found a dildo that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Silly Monkey always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A set of lego having that done to it

The Silly Monkey always carried a condom that they would share. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.