Purple Monkey

Purple Monkey always kept a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

Purple Monkey always kept a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Monkey always carried a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Monkey desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would put on his head. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A porno magazine having that done to it

Purple Monkey desperately searched for a stretchman that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Monkey needed a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.