His Purple Monkey

His Purple Monkey found a bottle of wine to break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Monkey desperately looked for a vibrator that they would play with. This is certainly a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Purple Monkey looked for a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It was a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Purple Monkey always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Purple Monkey craved for a wig that they would sometimes play with. It is a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.

His Purple Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.