Their Troubled Monkey

Their Troubled Monkey found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Their Troubled Monkey looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It was a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop of all things.

Their Troubled Monkey searched for a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Troubled Monkey always kept a vibrator to try to balance on their head. It might be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Monkey looked for a can of coke that they would often share. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Monkey always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.