The Crazy Monkey

The Crazy Monkey desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Monkey carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.

The Crazy Monkey desperately wanted a pint of cider to play with. It should be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Monkey wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It should be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Monkey craved for a condom that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Monkey always kept a pint of beer to hug. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.