The Eccentric Monkey

The Eccentric Monkey always kept a pencil sharpener to annihilate This seems a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

The Eccentric Monkey found a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Monkey searched for a pen that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.