Their Boring Monkey

Their Boring Monkey looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It might be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Monkey needed a pen that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to select.

Their Boring Monkey desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

Their Boring Monkey always kept a custard pie that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Monkey carried a pen to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

Their Boring Monkey wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.