A Eccentric Monkey

A Eccentric Monkey found a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

A Eccentric Monkey needed a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Monkey carried a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Monkey desperately looked for a radiator that they would often experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Monkey desperately craved for a set of lego that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Eccentric Monkey craved for a cup that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A cup is the item that was chosen.