My Unusual Monkey

My Unusual Monkey had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

My Unusual Monkey carried a wig to drop. It should be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a wig was the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Monkey had a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Unusual Monkey always had with them a pint of beer that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

My Unusual Monkey always kept a can of Tango to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

My Unusual Monkey owned a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.