A Bum Loving Monkey

A Bum Loving Monkey wanted a sword to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monkey desperately desired a porno magazine that they would throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Monkey had a CD player to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Monkey desperately craved for a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Monkey had a lava lamp that they sometimes break. One might say this is an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monkey carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.