A Magical Monkey

A Magical Monkey always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Monkey searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

A Magical Monkey looked for a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Monkey desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Magical Monkey desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would share. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Magical Monkey desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.