Her Purple Monkey

Her Purple Monkey craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Monkey desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be sublime. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Monkey carried a block of cheese that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Monkey looked for a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator of all things.

Her Purple Monkey always carried a lava lamp that they would break. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Monkey always kept a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.