Her Handsome Monkey

Her Handsome Monkey often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Handsome Monkey had a condom to smash. It should have been a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Monkey always kept a crown that they liked to worship. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Monkey searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Handsome Monkey desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally drop. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Monkey had a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It might be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was exciting. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.