A Beautiful Monkey

A Beautiful Monkey always carried a wig that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Monkey found a spade that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

A Beautiful Monkey desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword being the item selected.

A Beautiful Monkey always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Monkey desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Beautiful Monkey desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would throw. It is a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.