The Green Monkey

The Green Monkey desperately desired a wig that they would smash. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Monkey desperately desired a set of lego to cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Green Monkey desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Green Monkey carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Green Monkey owned a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Green Monkey always carried a tomato that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.