His Orange Monkey

His Orange Monkey craved for a porno magazine to sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Orange Monkey desperately desired a sword that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Orange Monkey desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Monkey always had with them a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

His Orange Monkey always kept a condom to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Orange Monkey desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.