Boring Monster

Boring Monster carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Boring Monster desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate It might be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Boring Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Boring Monster searched for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. This seems an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Monster owned a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Boring Monster desperately searched for a melon that they would often experiment on. It should be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.