His Scary Monster

His Scary Monster desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Scary Monster searched for a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Scary Monster wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Monster desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is exciting. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Scary Monster often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

His Scary Monster owned a set square that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.