The Cheerful Monster

The Cheerful Monster desperately wanted a tomato to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Monster always had with them a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Monster owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It should have been an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Monster desired a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Monster carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Monster always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.