A Retarded Monster

A Retarded Monster searched for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Monster always kept a vibrator that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

A Retarded Monster desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Monster always kept a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. It would be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Monster searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes play with. It should be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was fun. A piece of paper of all things.

A Retarded Monster desired a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.