The Confused Monster

The Confused Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Confused Monster often carried a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Monster desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Monster always carried a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Confused Monster craved for a teapot that they would sometimes drop. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Monster craved for a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen item.