The Troubled Monster

The Troubled Monster desired a can of coke that they would often annihilate It might have been a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Monster owned a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Troubled Monster desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Monster owned a condom that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A condom was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Monster desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Monster often carried a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.