Their Tired Monster

Their Tired Monster had a teapot that they would often eat. This seems to be an odd action, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

Their Tired Monster often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Monster carried a rubber chicken that they would often smash. This is certainly an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Their Tired Monster craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Monster had a custard pie that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A custard pie being the item selected.

Their Tired Monster desperately craved for a vibrator to embrace. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it