Her Careful Monster

Her Careful Monster often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Careful Monster owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Careful Monster had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Careful Monster desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Her Careful Monster desired a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Monster desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.