Her Round Monster

Her Round Monster desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Round Monster had a radiator that they would often eat. It would have been a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.

Her Round Monster always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Her Round Monster always kept a dildo that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Her Round Monster carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Round Monster desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.