My Tired Monster

My Tired Monster carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Tired Monster found a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Monster searched for a can of Tango that they would often drop. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Monster always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Monster looked for a condom to cuddle. It might be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Monster craved for a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.