The Tired Monster

The Tired Monster searched for a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

The Tired Monster searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. This seems a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Monster needed a piece of paper that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Monster always kept a sword that they would annihilate This seems a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

The Tired Monster desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Monster searched for a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate It is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.