Gentle Monster

Gentle Monster desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Gentle Monster owned a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Monster desperately desired a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Gentle Monster had a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Gentle Monster desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Monster carried a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.